Ingredients
2 cups flour
1 stick butter
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequila again to be sure it is of highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Ad one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok. try another cup.. Just in case. Turn off he mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsistiticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or some fink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degree and try not to fall over. dont forget to beat off teh turner. finally throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
*stolen from failblog
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